Authority Figure University

Debbil Incarnate School of Administrivia

Jim Moron

having completed the necessary courses of study

and having satisfied all other requirements is hereby declared a

Bachelor of Bloated Administration

Burocrat

summa cum laude

and is awarded this diploma

with all the honors and privileges pertaining thereto.

In testimony whereof the signatures of the Chairman of the Board of Trustees

and the President of Authority Figure University

have been affixed this day, 1999.

President

Chairman of the Board of Trustees